Tuesday, March 21, 2006

What big teeth you have, Gift Horse.

I was just pulling a light boom out of the closet, and I had to exhume it from beneath a ton of toilet paper.

My roommate's wonderful, generous parents are kind enough to occasionally bring a few things for the apartment. Sometimes it's a cleaning product. Once it was a bunch of paper towels. Several times it was a giant, Costco-sized load of toilet paper.

This household currently contains 95 rolls of toilet paper. And we're boys, so that's like 3 years worth.

I think we should make a fort--or a shelter for when the zombies attack.


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